Sometimes I enjoy cooking, but not when I have tons of studying to do. Who has time to plan an elaborate menu when they have a plethora of silly hormones to memorize? Not me! So, I’ve been daydreaming about having a personal chef, who would be required to use Chef Wine Charms while working magic in the kitchen. This individual will have to be an absolute master of Korean, Thai, and Italian cuisine. It’s likely I’ll be requesting bulgogi just about every weekend, so a constant supply will be appreciated. I can’t help it, it’s an addiction. As for payment, I imagine this illustrious chef will accept wine rather than US dollars. After all, he/she will find more enjoyment from the bottlings pulled from the 144 Big Bottle Supreme Wine Cellar than practically worthless pieces of green paper.
President Obama might have to go into comedy once he’s finished his term. His recent performance at a fundraising dinner event was of top notch quality. I laughed so hard at his comment about Cheney not attending because he’s writing a memoir about ” how to shoot friends and interrogate people” that I nearly tripped and fell right into my 144 bottle supreme wine cellar.
What else would a celebrity mom want other than something from Discount Wine Cellars? I mean they probably already have all the diamonds, private jets, and handbags they’ll ever want or need.
Two days ago I was sitting here doing my favorite thing, shopping online at Discount Wine Cellars, when I suddenly heard a loud “thwack” outside the house. Judging from the awful sound and direction of it I knew a poor bird had hit one of our upstairs windows. Normally birds don’t collide with the windows anymore since I put decals on them; after witnessing a death of a young robin and a close-call with a beautiful yellow warbler I’ve always made an effort to make sure the windows here are safe.
Surprises are always a plus when walking into the wine cellar. As for online classes, surprises usually mean you’ll be needing to purchase additional equipment and software. Or, it means you’ll need to quickly figure out how to use the awesome yet complicated equipment already on the computer. What a pain, eh? Why can’t it be as painless as waltzing around the bottles stacked on the 144 Bottle Supreme Wine Cellar?
Or should I say, overindulgence in the wine cellar? Not sure what the plan was last night other than to guarantee I wake up with a huge hangover this morning. At least I drank myself into a stupor with style and grace using my new Sea Horses Wine Charm Set. I have no excuse for this plunder in judgment, other than loving the Barefoot Pinot a bit too much. Fortunately I took two tylenols and drank a large glass of water before diving into bed so technically my hangover wasn’t exactly huge. It did make me feel quite brain dead, sluggish, and nauseous. This is certainly not how I’d like to feel while taking my important program exam in a few days. Henceforth, there will not be a repeat of the fiasco unless someone is willing to fill all the empty spaces in my 144 Bottle Supreme Wine Cellar, take my exam, and perform a neuro-transplant on me.
It’s time to review a new favorite white wine of mine, Barefoot Pinot Grigio. This California vino has received 91 points for two years in a row, according to the bottle. I admit that’s partly why I decided to try it, along with the awesome foot print design and bright yellow label. It just looked so happy and cheerful, I couldn’t say no. I actually like this inexpensive wine better than the Little Black Dress Pinot I was raving about earlier.
I’m currently studying kidney physiology which is wrought with confusing chemistry review. I should know this stuff like the back of my hand, but I don’t. Hopefully this online urinary system lecture will help along with the freshly stocked 144 Bottle Supreme Wine Cellar. Having a glass of wine always helps calm the nerves, making it easier to concentrate on nephron function.
Is there a better place than the wine cellar for a celebration of any kind? No! So pull out the patriotic wine charms and get ready to party. Plus, I’m sure most of you have extra bottles of bubbly left over from Valentine’s. Unless you are like me and need to make another trip to the store to fill up the empty spaces in the 144 big bottle wine rack.
Why would a sweet dog want to take vino from your cellar? Silly to even contemplate. If a dog were to steal from the wine cellar it would most likely be the talented Siberian Husky Akira. Fortunately this shoplifting dog of Utah only has a nose for bones at Smith’s grocery store. Once again, this notorious (and adorable) criminal returned to the scene of the crime for more dog bones. However, this time her owners paid for the stolen treat along with another bone.